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Jeff Stilson: Product Testing on Animals
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I'm opposed to product testing
on animals, especially in cosmetics research. What can we possibly learn from it? So what if a dog looks good in lipstick?
Mark Cohen - Fur Is Murder
Your back hair isn't fur.
Tags: Mark Cohen (6), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 231
The Amazing Johnathan - Surgery
The Amazing Johnathan is not afraid to do mole humor.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (34), animals (791), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 906
Mark Roberts - Being Bald
The barber always makes the same joke to bald customers.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 784
David Cross - Sorry, Charlie
If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
Tags: David Cross (30), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 4,316
Maryellen Hooper - Bathing Suits
Bathing suits are the worst to try on.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), lookin' good (369), fashion (230)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 3,247
David Feldman - Cannibalism
Burying dead people is a waste.
Tags: David Feldman (14), men/women (1003), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 287
John Heffron - Junk Drawer Scissors
John's mom cut his hair with the dingleberry scissors.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,883
Paul Mecurio - Animal Kingdom
God is passive aggressive.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 363
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 10,946
Jeff Stilson - Cursing in German
"Go away, you big bad man," doesn't register as much of a curse.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), ethnic (814), animals (791)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 535
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