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Jeff Stilson: Naming the Baby
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It's very stressful becoming a parent. You know what was really hard for me? Coming up with names for our children. I panic when I have to name a new document on my computer. Damn, everybody uses 'miscellaneous.'
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Posted: 05/22/03

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