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Jeff Marder: Out of Business Psychic
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I happen to enjoy it when I drive past one of those psychic advisor places that have gone out of business. They should have known -- I mean, of all people. It makes the whole industry look bogus when one of them closes, doesn't it?
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Posted: 05/30/94

Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery

We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.

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