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Jeff Marder: Out of Business Psychic
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when I drive past one of those psychic advisor places that have gone out of business. They should have known -- I mean, of all people. It makes the whole industry look bogus when one of them closes, doesn't it?
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 785
Jeff Marder - Deplaning
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 422
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,127
Eugene Mirman - Specificity
Linens 'N Things went out of business because they weren't specific enough.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (23), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (86), business (45)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 2,640
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), marriage (447)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 5,324
Jake Johannsen - Phone Cons
They want your credit card number.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 723
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 396
Drew Hastings - Act of God
When did insurance agents get so religious?
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), Premium Blend (749), religion (341)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 1,941
Brendon Walsh - Crappy Jobs
Working sucks.
Tags: Brendon Walsh (2), Premium Blend (749), work/office (360)
Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 1,098
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (550), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 770
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