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I see these two women on 'Geraldo,' and they're arguing about whether or not killing sperm constitutes abortion. I hope not, because if so, me and Scott paper towel company are going to jail.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jeff Joseph - Rodney King

They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,529

David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked

Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?

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Jeff Joseph - No New Texas

George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Jeff Joseph - Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer must have an eating disorder.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 245

Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town

Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?

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Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You

You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 370

Doug Benson - Movie Quotes

Doug Benson shouldn't have quoted "Babe" on a recent date.

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Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

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Doug Stanhope - The Ugly One

Nobody ever talks about being the ugly one in drunken hookups.

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Posted: 09/04/98
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Nick Griffin - Fake Breasts

It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.

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