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Daryl Gates has come out
with a video to teach people the correct way to get arrested. 'First step out of your car. Put your hands behind your back. Knock your forehead against the roof of that car 40 or 50 times.'
Jeff Joseph - Rodney King
They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (491), driving (296)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,114
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (5), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,740
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), crime (415)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,694
Doug Benson - Fanatics
Hell is on Doug's way, if you need a lift.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), religion (776), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,229
Keith Robinson - Bad Cop
Sometimes, cops pull you over before they even know the charge.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/02/05
Views: 857
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,435
Jeff Garcia - Cops
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 8,847
Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting
Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,162
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 896
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