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Daryl Gates has come out
with a video to teach people the correct way to get arrested. 'First step out of your car. Put your hands behind your back. Knock your forehead against the roof of that car 40 or 50 times.'
Jeff Joseph - Rodney King
They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (486), driving (270)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,532
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), The A-List (486), animals (439)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,008
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,228
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (471), observational (335)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 2,953
Jeff Garcia - Cops
If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 16,104
Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting
Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,956
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
Tags: Ellen DeGeneres (2), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,426
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,856
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,559
Eugene Mirman - Plea Bargain
The immigrant in Eugene, who came to America to seek a better life, is disappointed in the district attorney.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (23), money (471), driving (270)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 2,474
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