Jeff Joseph: Gun in the Car | Jeff Joseph | Jokes.com

a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z
Jeff Joseph Jokes
Jeff Joseph: Gun in the Car
Get another Jeff Joseph Joke »
L.A. is very dangerous. I carry a gun in my car, that way, in case the police stop me, I can fend them off until the press gets there.
Filed Under: driving (268),  violence (258),  city (247)
Posted: 02/24/92

Jeff Joseph - Rodney King

They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.

Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (486), driving (336)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,073

JB Smoove - That Damn Song

Anyone could have a baby to JB Smoove's jam.

Tags: JB Smoove (35), sex (1202), music (485)

Posted: 01/21/12
Views: 1,846

Kristen Schaal - On Edge

Kristen Schaal saw something on the corner of Mercer and Houston, but didn't say anything.

Tags: Kristen Schaal (18), New York City (352), driving (336)

Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,871

Cops

Andy Daly's first car was always getting pulled over by the cops.

Tags: lookin' good (488), driving (336)

Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0

Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over

Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.

Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 5,543

John Henson - New York Attitude

New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.

Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (352), driving (336)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,440

Kenny Rogerson - Accident

The state police love magic.

Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), alcohol (516), drugs (503)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 3,115

Dan Cummins - Tiny Porcelain Army

Dan Cummins loves saying crazy things to strangers and then not saying, "Aw, just kidding."

Tags: Dan Cummins (14), violence (282), mental health (204)

Posted: 05/29/10
Views: 35,704

JB Smoove - Natural Line of Trash Talkers

JB Smoove's forte is pressing charges.

Tags: JB Smoove (35), insults (291), violence (282)

Posted: 07/12/10
Views: 15,166

JB Smoove - Full of Ligaments

JB Smoove explains why your toes hurt when your wrist is bent.

Tags: JB Smoove (35), health (657), violence (282)

Posted: 01/21/12
Views: 1,308