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Jeff Joseph: George H.W. Bush's Tax Snafu
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Now he's trying to get out of that tax snafu he did a couple years ago. He's trying to wrangle his way out of that. 'I never said no new taxes. I said no new Texas. It's too big. Where are we going to put it? I'm holding the line right there. No new Texas.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jeff Joseph - No New Texas

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