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Jeff Joseph: George H.W. Bush's Health Plan
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We have to get Bush out of office. He doesn't give a damn about us. Did you hear his new health care plan? He said, 'My new healthcare plan: stay healthy. Look at my wife, Barbara -- 600 years old, never seen a doctor.'
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Posted: 02/24/92

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