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Jeff Joseph: George H.W. Bush's Health Plan
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We have to get Bush
out of office. He doesn't give a damn about us. Did you hear his new health care plan? He said, 'My new healthcare plan: stay healthy. Look at my wife, Barbara -- 600 years old, never seen a doctor.'
Jeff Joseph - No New Texas
George Bush doesn't want a new Texas.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 392
Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids
Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.
Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 655
Alex Reid - New York City Living
New York would be even better if you had a replaceable filter in your chest.
Tags: Alex Reid (2), health (540), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 69
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,267
Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,434
Lisa Lampanelli - Pickle Kisser
Andy Dick is a crazy bitch!
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (25), health (540), drugs (377)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 73,987
Jim Morris - Penis
Jim can't believe that he can say "penis" on television.
Tags: Jim Morris (4), imitations (789), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 143
Jimmy Tingle - Advertising
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 204
John Heffron - Getting Older
Tums replace condoms as you get older.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,646
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