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Jeff Garcia: Different Aliens
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Remember 'E.T.'? Long-necked, big-eyed alien comes to this country, and they want to keep him here. How come when our illegal aliens come, they want to send them right back?
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Posted: 05/04/94

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

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Posted: 05/04/06
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Jeff Garcia - White People

White people treat Jeff like he's an animal.

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Posted: 05/04/94
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Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit

Did you know 7/11 has credit?

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Posted: 05/04/06
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Jeff Garcia - Latin Women

If you call a Latin woman a bitch, you better run because they stab.

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,402

Jeff Garcia - Cops

If Jeff gets one more DUI, he has to teach the class.

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 8,863

Dean Edwards - Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is Dean's hero.

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Posted: 01/25/01
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Mark Curry - No Brothas in Movies

There are some great movies out, but there's no black people in them.

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Views: 964

Don Reed - Friday the 13th

Jason's back -- and he's black.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 487

Jeff Garcia - Cholos

Why do cholos always go to the carnival?

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), imitations (772), TV (543)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 2,510

Jeff Garcia - Snaps

Jeff used to call this big girl Vanessa, "Snaps."

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Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,205

 
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