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Dude, Columbia House, 12 records for a penny -- liars, huh? I can't buy a house because of the Wu-Tang album I bought nine years ago.
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Posted: 05/04/06

Jeff Garcia - Kids

Jeff's kids get in the way of his sex life.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 3,192

Jeff Garcia - White People

White people treat Jeff like he's an animal.

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), ethnic (814), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 2,120

Loni Love - Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey, rappers and Mel Gibson are all out of control.

Tags: Loni Love (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 7,451

Mike Birbiglia - Dr. Dre

How bad is your insurance if Dr. Dre is your actual doctor?

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), health (976), money (865)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 895

Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit

Did you know 7/11 has credit?

Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 4,558

Sabrina Matthews - The Cure

If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.

Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 828

Torian Hughes - Cop Killer

People who are crazy enough to kill cops don't need a song to encourage them go do it.

Tags: Torian Hughes (3), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 340

Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands

Every boy band has a Designated Badass.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,552

Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames

There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.

Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255

 
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