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Jeff Dunham: Illegally Parking in the Handicap Spot
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Walter: My wife and I
couldn't find any place to park anywhere near this stinkin' joint. And some jerk pulled up in a brand new Mercedes and pulled right into the handicap spot. He got out of the car and there was nothin' wrong with him, don't you hate that? So I ran his ass over. I made an honest man out of him! And his mother got out of the other side and started swinging her crutches at me -- took her out with the door.
Jeff Dunham: Don't you feel kinda bad?
Walter: Ah hell, they can carpool.
Jeff Dunham: Don't you feel kinda bad?
Walter: Ah hell, they can carpool.
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