Jeff Cesario: Real Fights | Jeff Cesario | Jokes.com

a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z
Jeff Cesario Jokes
Jeff Cesario: Real Fights
Get another Jeff Cesario Joke »
I like the real fights, like channel 291, 3:30 in the morning, and it's live -- just some guys beating the tar out of each other. I love those because you can tell they have something at stake. They have, like, rent due tomorrow.
Filed Under: pop culture (850),  sports (636),  Jeff Cesario (9)
Posted: 03/24/05

Jeff Cesario - Boxing

Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,289

Jeff Cesario - Sporting Events

Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,462

Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 5,153

Jeff Cesario - The Good China

As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), shopping (200)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,876

Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,913

Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 4,344

Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows

Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,336

Jeff Cesario - Kids

Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,488

Jeff Cesario - Cancer

Being a dick prevents cancer.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,151

Brian Regan - The World's Strongest Man Competition

The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.

Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 27,530