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Jeff Cesario: Real Fights
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I like the real fights, like channel 291, 3:30 in the morning, and it's live -- just some guys beating the tar out of each other. I love those because you can tell they have something at stake. They have, like, rent due tomorrow.
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Posted: 03/24/05

Jeff Cesario - Boxing

Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 974

Jeff Cesario - Sporting Events

Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - The Good China

As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows

Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - Cancer

Being a dick prevents cancer.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Jeff Cesario - Kids

Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.

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Posted: 03/24/05
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Brian Regan - The World's Strongest Man Competition

The World's Strongest Man competition is truly bizarre.

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