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Jeff Cesario: Puerto Rican Dudes
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I wish I was a
Puerto Rican dude 'cause when it comes to baby making, Puerto Rican dudes -- bang! -- first time, every time. Immaculate conception, my ass! You check the roster at Bethlehem, I guarantee you find a Jose Torres on it somewhere. Why do you think they named the kid Jesus?
Jeff Cesario - Kids
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 890
Jeff Cesario - L.A. Gangs
Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,138
Jeff Cesario - Butts
J. Lo's butt is just a starter kit compared to Wisconsin's butts.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 931
Jeff Cesario - Sporting Events
Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,108
Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,678
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,389
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,063
Jeff Cesario - Marriage
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,310
Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 751
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