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Jeff Cesario: Never Notice Eyebrows
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We don't notice the eyebrow.
Once in a blue moon, when it's that woman who shaves off her own actual human eyebrows and draws in the Halloween jack-o'-lantern eyebrows -- those we'll notice for about two seconds, then right back down to the boobs. We don't care.
Jeff Cesario - Women These Days
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,063
Jeff Cesario - Marriage
Jeff's wife doesn't fart.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,310
Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows
Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 751
Jeff Cesario - Kids
Jeff's sperm recently went from the freestyle to the doggie paddle.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 890
Jeff Cesario - Sporting Events
Jeff feels badly for male figure skaters.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,108
Maryellen Hooper - Shower Shaver
Maryellen Hooper stops shaving when she sees blood.
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Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 5,048
Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush
President Bush just wants to be loved.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,677
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,387
Amy Schumer - Cabbage Patch Doll
Don't feel badly for Amy, she thinks she's gorgeous.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), men/women (1003), TV (543)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 714
Sebastian - Text Message Fighting
There are rules when it comes to text messaging.
Tags: men/women (1003), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 04/08/09
Views: 36,279
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