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Jeff Cesario: Greatest Democracy in the World
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We have the greatest democracy in the world. Of course, you don't have to win the election to become president, but don't nitpick this to death, alright?
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Posted: 03/24/05

Jeff Cesario - George W. Bush

President Bush just wants to be loved.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 3,677

Lewis Black - George W. Bush

When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

Tags: Lewis Black (320), George W. Bush (2037),

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 34,128

Jeff Cesario - The Good China

As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,386

Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,062

Jeff Cesario - Marriage

Jeff's wife doesn't fart.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,310

Jeff Cesario - Women's Eyebrows

Eyebrows are not a deal breaker for men.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 751

Jim Hamilton - Can't Have Kids

Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

Tags: Jim Hamilton (2), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)

Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 373

Darryl Lenox - Lame Duck President

President George W. Bush knows it's over.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), George W. Bush (2037), Iraq (1073)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 521

Jeff Cesario - Cancer

Being a dick prevents cancer.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,322

Jeff Cesario - Boxing

Jeff loves old geezer sports announcers.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 974

 
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