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I look down, I see
this big dog sitting there licking himself, like dogs do. I turn to my friend, I say, 'I wish I could do that.' He said, 'Go over and pet him, maybe he'll let you.'
Jeff Altman - Politics
A vote for Ross Perot is a vote to buy Japan.
Tags: Jeff Altman (3), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 233
Steve McGrew - Sex
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 7,129
Bob Saget - A Goat
Some advice for not getting your junk chewed off by a goat.
Tags: Bob Saget (8), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,512
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (35), sex (1283), family (667)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 13,968
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,067
Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality
Brown is the new pink in 2008.
Tags: Bill Maher (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,404
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,197
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 367
Bill Burr - Animal Population
Deer didn't put a hole in the ozone layer.
Tags: Bill Burr (27), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 43,247
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