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Jeff Altman: Confused About Bush
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I might vote for Bush. I'm confused. My dog is not confused; he sees a bush, he knows exactly what to do.
Filed Under: animals (978),  news & politics (658),  George W. Bush (118)
Posted: 02/24/92

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When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?

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Gabriel Iglesias - President Bush

We don't vote for Presidents. We vote for American Idol.

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President George W. Bush knows it's over.

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Jim Hamilton explains why he can't have kids.

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Rednecks are frightening people -- but you have to utilize them.

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Greg Giraldo - Global Warming is Real

The Bush administration doesn't care about the environment.

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Americans rush to do nothing.

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Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.

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Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button

Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.

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Russ Meneve - More Love, Less War

Russ would be the worst POW.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,062