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Jeff Altman: Confused About Bush
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I might vote for Bush. I'm confused. My dog is not confused; he sees a bush, he knows exactly what to do.
Filed Under: animals (947),  news & politics (616),  George W. Bush (117)
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Posted: 02/24/92

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