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Jeff Allen: Vacationing Without the Kids
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Finally did what came natural to us: we just stood on a beach and yelled at other people's kids.
Filed Under: kids (630),  family (349),  parenting (335)
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Posted: 12/27/99

Jeff Allen - Family Life

A happy wife is a happy life.

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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 813

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

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Posted: 06/04/99
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Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

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Eddie Sarfaty - Family Bungee Jump

Eddie went bungee jumping with his family.

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Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 266

D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama

D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.

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Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome

Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.

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Jo Koy - Mother's Day

Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day.

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A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Posted: 07/28/93
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Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies

Patton details two annoying types of people.

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Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,771

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,222

 
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