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Jeff Allen: Lazy People
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We're lazy people. We've woken our children up to get the remote for the television.
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Posted: 12/27/99

Jeff Allen - Family Life

A happy wife is a happy life.

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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 813

Jeff Allen - Wife Rules

Jeff's wife is going through menopause.

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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 702

Tracy Smith - No Children

Teenagers are major bummers.

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David Alan Grier - Babies

It's all about the babies.

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Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter

It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.

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Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

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Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing

Leo dresses like he's 12.

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Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

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A.J. Jamal - Family

Go to your kid's school events.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 966

Veronica Mosey - Juicy

Parents shouldn't allow their kids to wear whatever they want.

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Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 666

 
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