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Jay Mohr: Only the Hands
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Women have it good when it comes to masturbation. Guys, we just have our hands. For the rest of our lives, that's it. Sometimes your friend will go, 'Ever try your left hand? It's like a whole different person.' Yeah, a retarded person.
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Posted: 11/20/03

Jay Mohr - Satin Sheets

Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.

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Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation

Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

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Jay Mohr - Massages

It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.

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When Jay Mohr is flying, all he needs is a pen to enforce the law.

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Jay Mohr - Hotel Rooms

For $160 a night, you better be having sex.

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Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.

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