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Jay Mohr: During a Massage
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I like getting a massage,
but it's hard to relax because the whole time, you're laying there for an hour with a stranger, naked, with your ass in the air -- a lot of trust involved. You can't really concentrate because you just keep saying to yourself, 'Don't fart. Don't fart. Don't fart. No boners. No farts.'
Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet
The flu is a great way to lose some weight.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,514
Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation
Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,071
Jay Mohr - Soap
With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,551
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,879
Jay Mohr - Ask Your Doctor
Maybe you're better off not asking your doctor about that prescription drug you heard about.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,266
Jay Mohr - Buddy Hackett
Jay Mohr recalls some words of wisdom from Buddy Hackett.
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Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,076
Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
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Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,579
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,911
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,258
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,558
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