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Violence Awareness Day this week -- anyone celebrating that? I don't even know who knows about that day. Does anyone, like, carry that out? Like, come home: 'Yo, Tina! Hey! I thought I told you to clean these pans, girl! I would smack you if it wasn't Violence Awareness Day! You wait until 12:01!'
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