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Janine DiTullio: While They're Away
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Promised some people this week that I would water their plants and take care of their animals while they want on vacation. Bad idea -- the people are farmers.
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Posted: 05/26/93

Janine DiTullio - Dental Plan

Just chew on the other side.

Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 290

Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute

The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)

Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,816

Nick Thune - Lobster

My little lobster...

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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 53,894

Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims

The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.

Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),

Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,277

Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,067

John Oliver - Comedian

When did you decide to be a comedian?

Tags: John Oliver (260), kids (841), animals (791)

Posted: 04/20/08
Views: 3,309

Matt Braunger - Comedians

My relatives don't think comedians exist.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 12,596

Matt Braunger - Inhumane Society

The Humane Society called Matt's friend a dick.

Tags: Matt Braunger (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/25/08
Views: 2,309

Katt Williams - White Friends

Go out and get yourself some white friends.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), ethnic (814), animals (791)

Posted: 12/31/06
Views: 95,626

 
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