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Janeane Garofalo: Pedestrian's Rights
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Pedestrian's rights -- because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I'm walking, I'm all for it, but if I'm driving, that's a whole other can of worms.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.

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Aaron Spelling is the devil.

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