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Janeane Garofalo: Cake in the House
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Last night, I went to
a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 5,549
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), aging (274)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 237
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), health (540)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 293
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,263
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), health (540)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 332
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), death (212), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,500
Rick Corso - Diner
Regular mozzarella cheese doesn't have enough fat.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 537
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 4,227
Lynne Koplitz - Grapes
Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,972
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (36), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 8,013
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