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In prehistoric days, they had
no time-telling devices. How did you get it together for a date? You don't know when to be somewhere. You show up at your friend's cave; he's all upset. 'Where were you? You were supposed to be here before.' 'I didn't say I'd be here before. I said I'd be here later. It's barely now. I'm early.'
Jan Karem - Time and Travel
You shouldn't have to pay for air travel.
Tags: Jan Karem (3), imitations (772), dating (656)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,454
Kyle Cease - Original Nintendo
The original Nintendo could be fixed by blowing into it.
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Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 18,891
Jamie Kennedy - Carrier Pigeon
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,730
Tim Young - Cell Phone Break-Up
Just tell the truth, otherwise the AT&T guy will turn into a whiny bitch.
Tags: Tim Young (5), dating (656), technology (348)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 1,927
Jackie Kashian - War Reenactment Guys
No girls allowed unless you want to be a pioneer prostitute.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 854
Patrick Borelli - When People Think You're Gay
The only way to convince people you're not gay is to shoot them with a gun.
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Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 675
Dan Naturman - Going to the Movies Alone
There's nothing worse than a chatterbox friend in a movie theater.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,255
Adam Ferrara - Mrs. Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 7,252
Dan Allen - Political Correctness
Dan Allen doesn't care for racism.
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Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 841
Rick Cleveland - Second Date
Bill Clinton asks Rick and his wife on a double date.
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Posted: 02/06/08
Views: 0
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