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I think people need to
think more before they speak. The other day I was walking along the street, and this gorgeous girl rides by on a bicycle. And the guy in the group ahead of me says, 'Man, look at her. Wish I could be that bicycle seat.' I'm like, what? Don't you think that's a little bit of an unrealistic goal? Besides, if you're going for it, why don't you just aim to be the guy that's sleeping with her? Maybe something that doesn't require sorcery.
Jamie Lissow - Bicycle Seat
Jamie Lissow wants people to think more before they speak.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 3,798
Jamie Lissow - Gym Characters
Jamie Lissow has some strange encounters at the gym.
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Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 3,042
Jamie Lissow - Interview - Competition
Jamie recalls a comedy competition.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), Ted Alexandro (20)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 1,667
Jamie Lissow - Apartments
Jamie defines what a "studio apartment" is.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York (21)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 8,397
Jamie Lissow - Skateboarding
Jamie defines what a "studio apartment" is.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 3,991
Jamie Lissow - College
Anybody ever drive by a college?
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), college (109)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 3,766
My Car the Bus
Morgan Murphy's first car was not a bus, it was the bus.
Tags: sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/12
Views: 0
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 9,191
Charlie Murphy - Too Far
The male ego is the reason an old man will challenge a young man to a fist fight.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 13,794
Jim Norton - The Tiger Woods Story
Jim can relate to a naked man in the fetal position mumbling, "Why didn't she keep her mouth shut?"
Tags: Jim Norton (13), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 10/01/10
Views: 2,793
