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I think people need to
think more before they speak. The other day I was walking along the street, and this gorgeous girl rides by on a bicycle. And the guy in the group ahead of me says, 'Man, look at her. Wish I could be that bicycle seat.' I'm like, what? Don't you think that's a little bit of an unrealistic goal? Besides, if you're going for it, why don't you just aim to be the guy that's sleeping with her? Maybe something that doesn't require sorcery.
Jamie Lissow - Bicycle Seat
Jamie Lissow wants people to think more before they speak.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 924
Jamie Lissow - Apartments
Jamie defines what a "studio apartment" is.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), New York (17)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 6,621
Jamie Lissow - Skateboarding
Jamie defines what a "studio apartment" is.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), driving (270)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 2,681
Jamie Lissow - Interview - Competition
Jamie recalls a comedy competition.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), Ted Alexandro (20)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 310
Jamie Lissow - Gym Characters
Jamie Lissow has some strange encounters at the gym.
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Premium Blend (749), observational (335)
Posted: 01/12/06
Views: 1,368
Jamie Lissow - College
Anybody ever drive by a college?
Tags: Jamie Lissow (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), college (99)
Posted: 01/30/09
Views: 1,471
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,386
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Tags: Kathy Griffin (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,118
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Tags: Nick Griffin (3), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,349
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