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because humans haven't made up enough reasons to hate one another. Along with race, nationality, gender, sexual preference, religious or cultural differences -- now, if you're born in June, you're a prick.
James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes
Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631
James Patterson - Advice to Murderers
Here's a way for murderers to get rid of bodies by working smarter, not harder.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 443
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 814
Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline
If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,069
Russell Brand: DVD Exclusive - Reciprocal Altruism
Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.
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Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 7,211
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,267
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
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Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,610
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
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Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 453
Scott Bloom - Psychic Reading
Scott Bloom guesses that Leslie's great-great-grandfather is no longer with us.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 334
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 487
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