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Sex is like a math problem.

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James is only responsible enough to care for a dog.

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Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 599

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,118

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,195

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,385

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,349

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 4,227

Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.

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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,845

Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 4,741