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Jake Johannsen: Watergate Hotel
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A while back, I went
down to Washington, D.C., and they put me up in the Watergate Hotel... It's just like a normal hotel -- nice, you know. I don't know why I expected it would be weird, like all the paintings would have the eyeballs that are moving back and forth, or I'd pull one of the books out of the bookcase and it'd wheel around and there'd be Richard Nixon: 'Do you need more towels?'
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 931
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 504
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 460
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,401
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), money (865), New York City (602)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 280
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,690
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,767
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,249
Greg Giraldo - Global Warming is Real
The Bush administration doesn't care about the environment.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 473
Arj Barker - Irish Soap
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), imitations (772), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,276
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