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Jake Johannsen: Open Cabs
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Some cabs, you get in,
and they have no kind of protection, security, at all. I guess they give those to the guys who show up late: 'Maybe a couple of head wounds will teach him some punctuality.'
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), Comedy Central Presents (1821), violence (304)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 316
Jake Johannsen - LA and NYC
Both cities would have nonstop traffic, even in nuclear winter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), New York City (602), driving (296)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 97
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), work/office (398), Canada (202)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,149
Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 481
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 363
Jake Johannsen - Response Letter
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), men/women (1003), family (667)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 228
Dane Cook - That Guy
There's a guy at your work that nobody talks to.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), work/office (398), death (318)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 14,382
Charlie Viracola - Road Rage
Charlie gets mad before he even gets in his car.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), violence (304)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 545
Bob Nickman - Rapid Fire
All extremists should be shot.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), animals (791), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 504
Harris Stanton - Working Security
A security guard is a paid witness.
Tags: Harris Stanton (2), Premium Blend (750), New York City (602)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 292
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