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Jake Johannsen: On Extraterrestrials
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They know they're smarter than us, too, because we've been beaming 'COPS' into outer space.
Filed Under: pop culture (850),  Jake Johannsen (22),  aliens (8)
Posted: 04/03/03

Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers

Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,719

Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band

It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), music (485), TV (469)

Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,398

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,090

Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special

By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), Christmas (44)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 2,075

Jake Johannsen - Dignity

Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (606), Two Drink Minimum (290)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,273

Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort

Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), mental health (204)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 2,774

Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas

Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), violence (282)

Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,846

Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code

In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (719), New York City (352)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,346

Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts

If not fat, then what's in it?

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (719), TV (469)

Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,087

Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader

It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.

Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (1202), religion (404)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,590