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Jake Johannsen: On Extraterrestrials
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Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Men are quite simple.
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
If not fat, then what's in it?
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
