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Jake Johannsen: NYC Street Vendors
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You gotta be a special kind of hungry to put something in your mouth that you get from a stranger on the streets of Manhattan, especially in Times Square, if you know what I mean.
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Posted: 05/23/93

Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts

If not fat, then what's in it?

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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 542

Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code

In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 285

Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut

Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.

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Posted: 04/03/03
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Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs

Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.

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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 316

Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza

New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.

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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 230

Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President

It's exciting to meet the president.

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Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 192

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,508

Jake Johannsen - Dignity

Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.

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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 773

Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special

By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,438

Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort

Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,534

 
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