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You want to scream at people in the street: 'Stop f**king! You have to stop f**king!'... I don't think they can stop because it's so crowded. As soon as you get home and take your pants off, you're inside of another person.
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Posted: 04/03/03

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,508

Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut

Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 931

Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets

Jake tries out a porcelain hole.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 504

Jake Johannsen - Finding Love

Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 460

Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader

It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848

Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge

Phone companies know how to get you.

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Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 280

Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor

Jake's never been to his favorite bar.

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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 481

Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains

Dogs have the perfect sized brain.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 438

Steve Byrne - Hearing Sex

It's uncomfortable when you hear people having sex.

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Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 13,525

Jake Johannsen - Military

Jake thinks about being gay.

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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 236

 
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