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Jackie Kashian Jokes
Jackie Kashian: Funny Parents
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I love my parents. They are very, very funny people. I come by this very honestly. They're not nice people; they're funny. They make up for it with the funny. Granted, I was a mouthy child, I will give them that, but my mother, when she'd have enough of it, she'd say, 'Come here, sit on my lap. Let's look up orphanages.'
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Filed Under: family (388),  parenting (384),  growing up (287)
Posted: 02/27/03

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It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

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Jackie Kashian - Kids Today

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Posted: 07/03/98
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Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father

It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 2,513

Kevin Meaney - One Bathroom

Kevin Meaney grew up in a house with five kids and one bathroom.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 4,808