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Jackie Guerra: Don't Look Mexican
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She's like, 'OK, you are Mexican, correct? If so, why don't you look Mexican?' I'm like, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I left my leaf blower in the dorm.'
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Posted: 05/25/93

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