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Jackie Guerra: Don't Look Mexican
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She's like, 'OK, you are
Mexican, correct? If so, why don't you look Mexican?' I'm like, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I left my leaf blower in the dorm.'
Jackie Guerra - Family
Everything Jackie's brother says is in the form of a question.
Tags: Jackie Guerra (1), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,073
Aziz Ansari - Jewed Him Over
Oh, those Jews and their 45-minute time windows.
Tags: Aziz Ansari (19), ethnic (870), alcohol (516)
Posted: 01/13/10
Views: 67,712
Chris Rock - Crazy Time
George W. Bush f**ked up so bad, he made it hard for a white man to run for president.
Tags: Chris Rock (16), ethnic (870), aging (330)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 97,781
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 6,501
Al Madrigal - Sand Toys
Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.
Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 5,412
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 2,102
John Melichar - Directions
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
Tags: John Melichar (2), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,975
Colin Quinn - Raised in New York
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.
Tags: Colin Quinn (10), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 5,301
Mike Epps - Crazy Out Here
Black mothers have instincts like they are in Vietnam.
Tags: Mike Epps (8), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/20/10
Views: 38,197
Mike DeStefano - Angry at Silly Stuff
Mike DeStefano doesn't apologize because he doesn't give a sh*t.
Tags: Mike Destefano (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 5,542
