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Jack Mayberry: Rental Car Concept
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Like that rental car concept, don't you? It's kinda like grandkids: you just abuse them and turn them back in.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Paul Nardizzi - Minivan

It would be a nice ride if you could hear it over all the kids' screaming.

Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (841), family (667)

Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,778

Craig Shoemaker - No Dad

Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.

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Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,413

Robert Schimmel - Swim with the Dolphins

Do not stick anything in a dolphin's blowhole.

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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,013

Jeff Allen - Family Life

A happy wife is a happy life.

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Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 813

Brett Butler - Short Mom

A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.

Tags: Brett Butler (9), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 741

Robert Kelly - Fell Season

Fall got its name because that's what leaves do.

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Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 694

Kjell Bjorgen - Nine-Year-Olds

Nine-year-olds are fun, pure and innocent -- but damn they're annoying.

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Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 1,599

Brian Kiley - Kids

Brian Kiley is excited for fatherhood.

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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 853

Paul Gilmartin - The Truth About Kids

Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.

Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 455

Jack Mayberry - Finances

Jack wants to go broke before his bank does.

Tags: Jack Mayberry (2), money (865), imitations (772)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134

 
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