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My wife was in labor
for 30 hours. Then, at the end of that, she had a C-section. After 30 hours, the doctor said, 'Well, it looks like we have to go get him.' I guess we couldn't have done that yesterday? You know why they had to go get him? I'm quoting now -- this is actually what the doctor said: 'His head's too big.' I don't want to hear that. I'm in the hospital; I'm paying for this expert service. I want technical terms. I want to hear, 'We'll have to go get him. He's got headus enormous.'
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 362
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Greg Giraldo - Our Fat Kids
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 3,264
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 994
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 646
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 856
Greg Giraldo - Raising Kids
People always want to compare their dogs to kids.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,087
Paul Gilmartin - The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 556
Charlie Grandy - Tommy and Pamela's Kids
It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.
Tags: Charlie Grandy (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 271
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