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For a long time, babies
don't wear real clothes, they wear costumes... My mother in Boston sent us a business suit -- a little suit, a little man's suit: little black pants with a white shirt and a bowtie and a little red sportcoat -- like he's got a job he's got to get dressed up for. Like he's gonna be leaving the house with a briefcase: 'No time for breakfast! Ah, jeez, I messed myself. Hold the car.'
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 363
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Lenny Clarke - Baggy Dungarees
Lenny Clarke encountered an 11-year-old kid who wore baggy pants and didn't use complete sentences.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 513
Todd Barry - Kid's Clothes
Todd Barry criticizes children's apparel.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 1,188
Leo Allen - Kids' Clothing
Leo dresses like he's 12.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 1,138
Veronica Mosey - Juicy
Parents shouldn't allow their kids to wear whatever they want.
Tags: Veronica Mosey (2), kids (841), observational (334)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 666
Debbie Shea - Thong Panty Liners
Thong panty liners are genius.
Tags: Debbie Shea (3), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 792
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,492
Elvira Kurt - Childhood Clothing
As a kid, Elvira never took off her bathing suit.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,408
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