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J.R. Havlan: Stolen Car
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I used to have my
own car, but it got stolen off the street because I live in New York City and I parked it. I didn't know the rules when I got there. I had a 1980 Chevy Chevette. Somebody stole that. What were they thinking? The only reason I didn't put The Club on there is because it would have doubled the value of the car.
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