J.R. Havlan Jokes
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J.R. Havlan: Renting a Car
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I don't know why that's
so hard to do. I think I would go through a less thorough background check if I was adopting a baby. How much information do they need to hand over the keys to a 10-year-old Geo Metro with 900,000 miles on it? I have a bicycle at home with a higher blue book value.
J.R. Havlan - Stolen Car
J.R. Havlan's Chevy Chevette was stolen.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), New York City (602), crime (415)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 133
J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly
J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 165
Jimmy Pardo - Towels
Hotel showers and home showers are quite different.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 484
Steve Byrne - Flat Tire
You can't drive off a flat tire.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 6,383
Ryan Hamilton - Inflatable Dancing Man
Car dealerships give away free hot dogs like it's no big deal.
Tags: Ryan Hamilton (3), imitations (772), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,126
Louis Ramey - Thieves of Detroit
Detroit is home to the best car thieves in the world.
Tags: Louis Ramey (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/29/01
Views: 1,353
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,698
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
Becky Pedigo - Easy Name
Even Becky's mother can't get her name right.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 535
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (602), travel (310)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 813
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