J.R. Havlan Jokes
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J.R. Havlan: Hair and Hairs
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I don't even have hair
anymore -- I have hairs. Do you understand the difference? When you have hair, you can style it. When you have hairs, you can count them.
Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age
Becky is not impressed with the young.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 2,649
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,807
Patrice O'Neal - Aging Sex Drives
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 11,207
Deon Cole - Old Names
It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 5,253
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 21,586
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 18,392
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,201
Exclusive - Patrice O'Neal - Tastes Like Hope
Women age more like bread than wine.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 13,293
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Last Thing You See
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 23,481
Bob Shaw - Bald
God has created infinite space but can't keep hair on the head.
Tags: Bob Shaw (2), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,723
