J.R. Havlan Jokes
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J.R. Havlan: Hair and Hairs
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I don't even have hair
anymore -- I have hairs. Do you understand the difference? When you have hair, you can style it. When you have hairs, you can count them.
Becky Pedigo - Admitting Your Age
Becky is not impressed with the young.
Tags: Becky Pedigo (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 913
Lynne Koplitz - Thirties
Things change when you're in your 30s.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,166
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,814
Deon Cole - Old Names
It's hard to get excited about having sex with a Gladys.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,448
Jimmy Carr - Women Who Love Too Much
If you're going bald, stop swallowing.
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 2,583
Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?
The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 448
Sue Kolinsky - Body Image
If women don't shave, it's like birth control.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,731
Stephanie Hodge - Aging
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 639
Larry Brown - Getting Laid
Right now, Larry couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Tags: Larry Brown (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,548
Cathy Ladman - Aging
Intellectually, 34 isn't an old age, but emotionally, it is.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 1,406
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