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J.J. Wall: Teenage Future
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My daughter will turn 13 in the year 2001. I don't even want to know what kind of sexual practices teenage kids are going to be into by the year 2001. With any luck, everything will be so polluted, she'll be wrapped head-to-toe in plastic and no one will be able to lay a hand on her -- but that's just a father's hope for the future.
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Posted: 02/24/92

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