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J. Chris Newberg: Like a Snowstorm
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I see another really beautiful girl, and I walk right up to her. And I'd be like, 'I'm gonna love you like a snowstorm. I'm gonna give you eight to 10 inches, and you ain't gonna be able to leave the house for three to four days.'
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