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Isaac Witty: Visiting the Middle East
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Let me give you guys a tip: if you ever go to the Middle East -- Israel, Egypt, any place like that -- don't make the mistake I did. Don't use those maps in the back of your Bible to get around. Those are way out of date.
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Posted: 03/24/05

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