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My mom always tried to
make birthdays special for me. One year, she put a life-sized inflatable clown in my room, like it'd be neat when I woke up. Let me just tell you guys -- you don't know fear until you wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, and there in the darkness is what appears to be a man in a clown outfit, watching you while you sleep. My knees buckled immediately out of fear. What made it even more scary is that he didn't even move. He just stayed focused: 'Happy Birthday.'
Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown
Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 5,551
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 9,787
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 11,298
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,971
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 4,217
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,646
Kevin Hart - Almost Lost You Today
Kevin Hart doesn't know how to stop drowning.
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Posted: 08/17/11
Views: 104,340
A.J. Jamal - School
Kids show up to school today packing.
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Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 447
John Oliver - Purple Dinner Incident of 1981
Everyone's first experience of civil disobedience comes at exactly the same point in life.
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Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 12,712
Tom Papa - Fitting In
Tom Papa explains that it's uncomfortable being a human being.
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Posted: 12/09/11
Views: 3,133
