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My mom always tried to
make birthdays special for me. One year, she put a life-sized inflatable clown in my room, like it'd be neat when I woke up. Let me just tell you guys -- you don't know fear until you wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, and there in the darkness is what appears to be a man in a clown outfit, watching you while you sleep. My knees buckled immediately out of fear. What made it even more scary is that he didn't even move. He just stayed focused: 'Happy Birthday.'
Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown
Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,310
D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand
The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,678
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 635
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
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Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,671
D.C. Curry - Papa vs. Mama
D.C. Curry was barely able to survive his childhood.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 2,153
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
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Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 542
Margaret Smith - Adopting
It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 994
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 506
D.C. Curry - Child Pressure
You don't owe your kids a damn thing.
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Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 1,895
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