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2. One way or another, the government gets 98 percent of your income
3. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies
4. When listing the provinces, everyone forgets to mention yours
5. The economy is based on fish, cows, and ferrying Ontario motorists to Boston
6. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick
7. You have French people, but they don't want to kill you
8. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse
9. Just as charming as Maine, but with more unemployed fishermen
10. You probably live in a small seaside cottage with no television
Mo Mandel - Global Warming
If it was global nippy, that would suck.
Tags: Mo Mandel (20), weight/obesity (296), international affairs (70)
Reggie Watts - Sh*t Be Going Wrong
The news consists of 10% good sh*t and 90% bad sh*t.
Tags: Reggie Watts (12), men/women (1155), uncensored (156)
Posted: 05/18/10
Views: 10,573
John Oliver - People Who Don't Swear
John doesn't understand people who don't swear. What exactly are you waiting for?
Tags: John Oliver (79), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178),
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 11,437
Uncensored - Wyatt Cenac - Tea Party Rally
Wyatt Cenac hasn't seen so many angry old people since the end of "Cocoon."
Tags: Wyatt Cenac (8), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 05/04/11
Views: 34,620
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 2,380
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), parents (591)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 3,655
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 4,828
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 5,280
Isaac Witty - Free Tibet
Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.
Tags: Isaac Witty (2), Premium Blend (748), news & politics (234)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,259
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (719), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,369
