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An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."
The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."
The American says, "Well hell, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), George W. Bush (2037), Comedy Central Presents (1821)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 1,846
Andy Kindler - Legal Marijuana
Andy fit in all possible vices while in Amsterdam.
Tags: Andy Kindler (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,251
Peter Johansson - Customs in Your Butt
The only thing worse than customs officers looking in your butt is if they actually find something.
Tags: Peter Johansson (3), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 162
Pat Hazell - Grocery Store
No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Tags: Pat Hazell (3), food (804), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797
Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654
Isaac Witty - Free Tibet
Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.
Tags: Isaac Witty (2), Premium Blend (750), technology (348)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 926
Colin Quinn - Safari
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,767
Marc Maron - Negative Energy
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,610
Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,690
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,909
