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What's Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O'Furniture!
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Posted: 10/30/08

Jackie Kashian - North Platt, NE

This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.

Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), parents (525)

Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 1,690

A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid

The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (804), imitations (772)

Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,909

Pat Hazell - Grocery Store

No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.

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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 797

Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends

Women hog all the hot water in the shower.

Tags: Todd Lynn (9), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,654

Colin Quinn - Safari

Lions are a joke in Africa.

Tags: Colin Quinn (13), animals (791), travel (310)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,767

Marc Maron - Negative Energy

Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.

Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)

Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,610

Isaac Witty - Free Tibet

Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.

Tags: Isaac Witty (2), Premium Blend (750), technology (348)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 926

Vic Henley - International Sports

There's no hate like international sports hate.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,635

Dan Rosen - Saddam Hussein's Threats

Saddam threatened to send terrorists into New York, which may actually make it safer.

Tags: Dan Rosen (6), New York City (602), movies (559)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 288

Christopher Titus - British Security

British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.

Tags: Christopher Titus (22), ethnic (814), America (446)

Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,227

 
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