No one ever messes with the grocery spacer.
Women hog all the hot water in the shower.
Isaac Witty can't help Tibet.
Lions are a joke in Africa.
Marc Maron gets to the root of violence in the Middle East.
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Ireland is not like the soap commercials.
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
The world hates America.

